Congratulations to Surreal Messi for winning A Fistful of Messis! Messi Goals: 54 Messi Assists: 36 Messi-Free Goals: 89 (Messi-positive wins by 1!) LEO-DERBOARD (all games included) OG Messi (7G/3A) 狮子 凌乱的 (6G/4A) Hadleo Messi
Continue ReadingCrawford’s Gobshite Preseason Predictions
What follows are the preseason picks by the NZ media’s youngest sports reporter. Some squads elicited a stronger response and thus received a greater amount of commentary. Keep in mind that Crawford is an avid
Continue ReadingThe Gobshite Report – Season 4, Gameweek 6
Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to! Pigs 1-1 Les Canards Riding high at the top of the table, the hosts seized the
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Find out how Roger Adultery got on against Larry from Legal and checkout upcoming games from the next Gameweek, with a special guest appearance from Muller Yoghurt’s Manfred Mcmanaman,.
Continue ReadingThe Gobshite Report – Season 4, Gameweek 5
Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to! FC Carrcelona 1-2 Farcelona With Lukaku out injured, the Geese turned to Martial up front and
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Our in house expert, Roger Adultery, and “Larry from Legal, head of legal services and CIA blacksite liaison for Surreal Madrid ” face off predicting the upcoming game week fixtures.
Continue ReadingSeason 4 – Gameweek 4 – VOD
Catch up with gameweek 4 with this VoD
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Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!
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A quick run through to let you know what to expect from Season 4 – Gameweek 4
Continue ReadingSeason 4 – Gameweek 3 – VoD
Here’s the video on demand for Season 4 – Gameweek 3.
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Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!
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Sporting Martyrs vs FC Carrcelona Kicking off the week with the stuttering Martyrs vs Carrcelona. Will a game against the Geese honk them into shape? Los Hijos de Chud vs FC Cers City Last season’s
Continue ReadingSeason 4 – Gameweek 2 – VoD
3:00 – Arbor Red vs Nilwall 13:39 – La Ball de la Foot vs Farcelona 22:07 – Halfman United vs Sporting Martyrs 31:51 – FC Carrcelona vs FC Cers City 39:28 – Les Canards vs
Continue ReadingThe Gobshite Report – Season 4, Gameweek 2
Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to! Arbor Red FC 0-1 Nilwall FC Both teams were up for it in a lively affair
Continue ReadingSeason 4 – Gameweek 1 – VoD
2:52 – FC Cers v Lbdlf 9:45 – Sporting Martyrs v Les Canards 20:19 – Mancs in Black v Arbor Red 27:52 – Farcelona v Pigs 35:44 – Chilean Menace v Halfman United 42:27 –
Continue ReadingThe Gobshite Report – Season 4, Gameweek 1
Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to! FC Cers City 0-1 La Ball de la Foot Both managers declined to fuck it from
Continue ReadingSeason 4 – NZ Sports Unillustrated Team Previews
Our collated pre-season 4 power rankings: 18th Surreal Madrid 5-4-1 With this season’s recruitment idea Surreal Madrid is paving the way. Is it the way to title contention or Sansa prize? We wish the former
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