| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crystal Phallus | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Maychester United | 22 | 5 | 0 | 1 | |
| 3 | Maychester United | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| 4 | Los Hijos de Chud | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 5 | Maychester United | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | Arbor Red | 17 | 2 | 2 | 0 | |
| 7 | Nilwall FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | |
| 8 | Maychester United | 5 | ||||
| 9 | Maychester United | 1 |
