Did Larry defeat Roger in the predictions? As soon as Roger loses we’re sending his wife his “secret” telephone. 1 point for a correct result, 3 points for a correct score.
Roger: 2 – 3
Larry: 1 – 0
Roger 1 – 0 Larry
Roger: 1 – 3
Larry: 0 – 147
Roger 1 – 0 Larry
Roger: 4 – 1
Larry: 2 – 0
Roger 2 – 1 Larry
Roger: 2 – 1
Larry: Can’t comment for legal reasons
Roger 3 – 1 Larry
Roger: 1 – 1
Larry: 1 – 3
Roger 3 – 2 Larry
Roger: 1 – 0
Larry: 0 – 3
Roger 4 – 2 Larry
Roger: 1 – 1
Larry: 0 – 3
Roger 4 – 2 Larry
Roger: 1 – 1
Larry: 7 – 0
Roger 4 – 3 Larry
Roger: 2 – 1
Larry: 2 – 3
Roger 4 – 4 Larry
It’s a tie! Roger keeps his job for now.
Upcoming Fixtures
Roger Adultery goes up against this week’s very special guest Manfred Mcmanaman, I’m the commercial director for Muller Yoghurts, the shirt sponsor of Los Hijos De Chud, your new favourite football team, shirts available online.
Pigs vs Les Canards
Roger Adultery: More misery coming for the Ducks I suspect, they don’t look cut out for this league at all.
2 – 0
Manfred Mcmanaman: Did you know that pork products feature in several of Mullers great range? Ducks feature in none, because of that 1-0.
FC Carrcelona vs The Pocket Dawgs
Roger Adultery: Tight game, Carrcelona’s unimpressive unbeaten run came to an end last week, and the Pocket Dawgs once again struggled to turn up for a game. I’m not expecting much quality here at all.
1-1
Manfred Mcmanaman: Geese and Dogs are two animals that you shouldn’t give a Muller Yoghurt too, but I once saw a goose drink a Frijj Milkshake, it looked like it really enjoyed it. 2-1
La Ball de la Foot vs Sporting Martyrs
Roger Adultery: Neither team has found their best form, but the pattern says it’s Lbdlf’s turn to win and there’s nothing Martyrs can do about that.
2-2
Manfred Mcmanaman: On a personal level, I believe both of these teams are awful -2–2
Nilwall FC vs Brigstock Big Cocks
Roger Adultery: Two weird teams, so expect a wormhole or two in this match. I expect Sir Alec’s traditionalism will triumph over Pekerman’s Christmas tree.
2-3
Manfred Mcmanaman: I once bought a lovely jumper in Nilwall before throwing a Muller Rice at a cow in a field. Brigstock doesn’t even exist. 3-1
Mancs in Black vs Los Hijos de Chud
Roger Adultery: Someone’s going to be made a victim here and it’s either the defenders of Los Hijos or the body parts of Mancs.
2-1
Manfred Mcmanaman: Now this is what I’m talking about, Los Hijos De Chud, the best dressed football team at your wedding are just great. I’m gonna say 1-5 yellow cards.
Arbor Red v Farcelona
Roger Adultery: Arbor Red are finally getting results to match their attacking performances, and Farcelona could be in trouble here.
2-1
Manfred Mcmanaman: I don’t think Arbor Red is a dessert wine, 0-1
Halfman United vs Weasels
Roger Adultery: Weasels have been ravaged by injuries and suspensions. Halfman were unlucky not to equalise or even win against Maychester. This should be a one sided affair.
Halfman 3 – 0 Weasels.
Manfred Mcmanaman: Never seen a Weasel before and the Halfman is my favourite character in Game Of Thrones, 2-0
FC Cers City vs Chilean Menace
Roger Adultery: FC Cers rescued the result against the Big Cocks, and as I expected the Menace got Menaced. This one will be tight, score draw.
FC Cers 1 – 1 Menace
Manfred Mcmanaman: I’m gonna call this one a Muller Corner vs a Muller Light
Surreal Madrid vs Maychester
Roger Adultery: I backed Surreal last week, but that was against a team currently in a flap. Maychester are a different prospect altogether.
Surreal 0 – 2 Maychester
Manfred Mcmanaman: I heard Surreal Madrid single handedly relegated Crystal Phallus, because of this I’ve got to say 0-3.
I’d like to thank Roger Adultery and the team for allowing Muller Yoghurts to come on and talk about all of our great flavours and great products, don’t forget to toast your favourite Los Hijos De Chud with a smooth Frijj Milkshake before coating your partners back with a few Yoghurts.