The Gobshite Report - Season Fourteen - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
41'
Achraf Hakimi (Retired)
0 - 2
61'
João Félix
0 - 3
78'
Kai Havertz

RED Kessie 1′

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 1

The Shola System

0 - 1
45+1'
Callum Wilson
Weston McKennie
70'
1 - 1

MISSED PEN Toney 54′

Mancs in Black

2 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 1
18'
Alexis Umeres
Nicolò Zaniolo
52'
1 - 1
Dani Parejo
58'
2 - 1

MISSED PEN Parejo 35′

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Lionel Messi
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
25'
Toni Kroos
Victor Osimhen
93'
2 - 1

Farcelona

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
21'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
Yannick Carrasco
22'
1 - 1

Chilean Menace

2 - 2

Maychester United

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
41'
1 - 0
1 - 1
72'
Hakan Çalhanoğlu
1 - 2
90'
Son Heung-Min
Ansu Fati
92'
2 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
84'
Ruslan Malinovskyi

Much and More FC

0 - 1

Fullman United

0 - 1
19'
Neymar

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Erling Haaland
11'
1 - 0

Nilwall FC

2 - 1

FC Cers City

Luis Suárez
3'
1 - 0
Iker Muniain
78'
2 - 0
2 - 1
90'
Romelu Lukaku