The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Twenty

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Os Patos

1 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
14
Kai Havertz
0 - 2
24
Raheem Sterling
0 - 3
28
Kai Havertz
Declan Rice
87
1 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1

Much and More FC

0 - 1
72
Darwin Núñez

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 4

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
12
Timo Werner
0 - 2
22
Martin Ødegaard
Phil Foden
33
1 - 2
1 - 3
40
Martin Ødegaard
1 - 4
90+3
Miguel Almirón

Mancs in Black

0 - 3

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
7
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
48
Leon Goretzka
0 - 3
56
Romelu Lukaku

VOLCANO: ZiZou [Mancs]

RED CARD - 12 - Otávio should sue the person he fouled

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
28
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
90+4
Alexis Umeres

Sh1tesse

8 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Memphis Depay
17
1 - 0
Dušan Tadić
33
2 - 0
Memphis Depay
41
3 - 0
Dušan Tadić
45
4 - 0
Memphis Depay
50
5 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
60
6 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
62
7 - 0
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
79
8 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Matthijs de Ligt
26
1 - 0

RED CARD - 90 - Too late to make me think of a nickname

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
82
Fabián

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
53
Erling Haaland

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 0

Maychester United