The Gobshite Report - Season Seventeen - Gameweek Two

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Shola System

2 - 3

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
9
Eric Garcia
0 - 2
20
Marquinhos
Alexander Isak
76
1 - 2
Alexander Isak
82
2 - 2
2 - 3
86
Dušan Vlahović

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Ricardo Velásquez
8
1 - 0

Much and More FC

0 - 0

Nilwall FC

RED: Kondogbia 81′

Sh1tesse

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Erling Haaland
16
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
90
2 - 0

RED: Tadic 60′

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 1

Farcelona

Luis Muriel
4
1 - 0
Luis Muriel
8
2 - 0
Luis Muriel
86
3 - 0
3 - 1
90+3
Ángel Correa

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 0

Chilean Menace

Mason Mount
31
1 - 0
Victor Osimhen
80
2 - 0

Maychester United

0 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
29
Alphonso Davies

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 4

FC Cers City

0 - 1
42
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
56
Martin Ødegaard
0 - 3
59
Martin Ødegaard
0 - 4
78
Kylian Mbappé

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
1
Sandro Tonali
Ciro Immobile
18
1 - 1

AFC He-Man

2 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
45
Lincoln
Josh Sargent
66
1 - 1
Josh Sargent
87
2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Robert Lewandowski
6
1 - 0
Christopher Nkunku
30
2 - 0
Federico Valverde
41
3 - 0
3 - 1
75
Darwin Núñez